Bisexual people are plain selfish.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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