Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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