Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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