can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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