i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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