Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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