Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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