white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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