Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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