belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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