Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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