Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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