Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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