: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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