We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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