Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He did a backflip because drugs
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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