I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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