the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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