Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
This toilet bowl is my home.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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