Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
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