love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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