This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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