I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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