Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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