if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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