That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
This baby is an asshole
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
The feeling are messing with the penis
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
