shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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