I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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