Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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