you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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