Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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