I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
