you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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