question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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