I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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