Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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