Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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