Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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