I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
you never un-have a 4some
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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