Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
He shit in the fireplace
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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