Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I've blown a few things in my day
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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