Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
the gays at disneyland are vicious
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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