There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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