Having a random hookup so left but love u
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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