Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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