u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
im holly from the hills drunk
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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