legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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