so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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