People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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