I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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